Married MPs in the U.K. resign due to unfair criticism. They were only trying to avoid a marriage penalty when it comes to ripping off the British taxpayer. Why should two married MPs be expected to rip said taxpayer off less than two single MPs? -- A California court will decide today whether to ban committed loving couples from marrying or to destroy traditional Christian marriage through some kind of long-distance homo-radiation. (Latter view unpacked in an insane tone and at insane length here.) Tricky call. -- St. Mel has an adulterous bastard child and just laughs about it. And it’s his wife that’s going to hell?