A Russian joke

A man comes home from work and no sooner does he step through the doorway than he wallops his wife with such a backhand that it sends her sprawling on the floor.

“Vanya, what was that for? I didn’t do anything wrong,” she asks.

“I know. If you really had done something wrong, I would have killed you!” he replies.

The Moscow Times says the wife is Ukraine, and Vanya Russia.

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